Tony Bickley credited as playing...
Donald Westerhazy
- Ned Merrill: 'Member how we used to take off our suits and swim for miles up that river? We just never got tired.
- Stu Forsburgh: Yeah. We had nice, new, pink lungs in *those* days.
- Ned Merrill: And the water up there. Remember? That transparent, light green water. It felt different. God, what a beautiful feeling. We could've swum around the world in those days.
- Stu Forsburgh: That was before we ever touched a drink, or a cigarette.
- Donald Westerhazy: Or a girl!
- Stu Forsburgh: Or a girl!
- Helen Westerhazy: That doesn't zap a man's strength.
- Ned Merrill: Or I'd be in a wheelchair today.
- [first lines]
- Donald Westerhazy: Where have you been keeping yourself?
- Ned Merrill: Oh, here and there. Here and there.
- Ned Merrill: The Grahams put in a pool?
- Donald Westerhazy: Oh, yeah. They nurse it like a baby.
- Ned Merrill: When did the Grahams put in a pool?
- Donald Westerhazy: Last June.
- Ned Merrill: Last June?
- Helen Westerhazy: Where are you coming from?
- Ned Merrill: Oh, I was around. I thought I'd come over and have a swim with you. God, look at that water. And look at that sky.
- Donald Westerhazy: You look at it. You know, I think everybody drank too much last night.
- Helen Westerhazy: It was that rum! I drank too much of that rum.
- Ned Merrill: Who's party?
- Helen Westerhazy: Our own. Don't worry, you didn't miss a thing.
- Donald Westerhazy: Your usual Saturday night blowout, you know.
- Helen Westerhazy: The same old jokes. The same old faces. We've all known each other so long there's not even anyone to flirt with.
- Ned Merrill: I'd've flirted with you.
- Helen Westerhazy: Where'd he get that nutty idea?
- Donald Westerhazy: He's just joking.
- Helen Westerhazy: Are you sure?
- Donald Westerhazy: Sure! We'll find him waiting for us down at the Grahams.
- Peggy Forsburgh: God, I hate Columbus.
- Helen Westerhazy: Swim to his house? Why would he want to do that?