Dom DeLuise credited as playing...
J. Gardner Monroe
- J. Gardner Monroe: [the picture goes off] Well, I guess we could all use a little sleep.
- Murgatroyd: Oh, ah, but the sound is on. We can still hear them.
- J. Gardner Monroe: What er, what are you, a listening tom?
- J. Gardner Monroe: When was the last time you were in Cuba, Mr. Jackson?
- Pete: Cuba?
- J. Gardner Monroe: Oh, come on. We ran a check on you and your gang. One of them had a beard just like Castro and they all had some kind of a beard. How do you explain that?
- Pete: We didn't shave.
- J. Gardner Monroe: I wanna come back and see a normal couple screaming and yelling at each other - check?
- J. Gardner Monroe: Can't you do anything without that bird? I mean, they didn't need the original mosquito to cure malaria.
- Dr. Shapiro: Well, they didn't need an infected brain.
- J. Gardner Monroe: Well, grab a stiff from the morgue. Must be somebody there who died laughing.