Charles Lane credited as playing...
Dr. Shapiro
- Dr. Shapiro: What this particular virus evidentally does is cause changes in our behavior patterns. People infected become euphoric, have a sense of well-being.
- The Mayor: Well, I'm not going to order the Police Commissioner to call out twenty-eight thousand cops to find some bird that makes people feel good.
- Dr. Shapiro: But we have no way of knowing what it may lead to. People could feel so good they'd quit their jobs, fly kites in Times Square, block traffic, uh... stop voting...
- The Mayor: Stop voting!
- [picks up the phone]
- The Mayor: Get me the Police Commissioner.
- J. Gardner Monroe: Can't you do anything without that bird? I mean, they didn't need the original mosquito to cure malaria.
- Dr. Shapiro: Well, they didn't need an infected brain.
- J. Gardner Monroe: Well, grab a stiff from the morgue. Must be somebody there who died laughing.