Sterling Holloway credited as playing...
Winnie the Pooh
- Tigger: Honey! Oh, boy, honey! That's what tiggers like best!
- Winnie the Pooh: I was afraid of that.
- Tigger: [gulps down a few handfuls] Mmm. Oh, say.
- [chuckles, then realizes he's eating honey]
- Tigger: Yyyyyuck! Tiggers don't like honey!
- Winnie the Pooh: But you said you that you liked...
- Tigger: Yeah, that icky, sticky stuff is only fit for "heffalumps" and "woozles."
- Winnie the Pooh: You mean elephants and weasels.
- Tigger: That's what I said, "heffalumps" and "woozles".
- Tigger: [looking at his reflection] Oh, hey, hey. Look, look, look.
- [gasps]
- Tigger: What a strange-looking creature. Mmm, look at those beady little eyes, and that "purrposterous" chin, and those "rickydickorous" striped py-jamas!
- Winnie the Pooh: Looks like another tigger to me.
- Tigger: Oh no, it's not; *I'm* the only tigger! Watch me scare the stripes off of this imposter.
- [chuckles]
- Tigger: [Tigger growls at reflection; he scares himself, hides under the table]
- Tigger: Is-Is-Is... Is he gone?
- Winnie the Pooh: All except the tail.
- [Tigger tucks his tail]
- Winnie the Pooh: He's gone.
- Winnie the Pooh: Happy "Winds-day", Piglet.
- Piglet: [being blown away] Well... it isn't... very happy... f-for me.
- Winnie the Pooh: Where are you going, Piglet?
- Piglet: That's what I'm asking myself, where?
- [he is lifted into the air by a gust of wind]
- Piglet: W-Whoops! P-P-P-Pooh!
- Winnie the Pooh: [grabbing Piglet's scarf] And what do you think you will answer yourself?
- Roo: Look, mama, look! A kite!
- Kanga: Oh, my goodness! It's Piglet!
- Winnie the Pooh: [Being dragged behind Piglet] Happy Windsday, Kanga. Happy Windsday, Roo.
- Roo: Can I fly Piglet next, Pooh?
- Tigger: [Tigger pounces on Winnie The Pooh] Hello! I'm Tigger!
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh... you scared me!
- Tigger: Yeah, sure I did.
- [laughs]
- Tigger: Everyone's scared of tiggers! And who are you?
- Winnie the Pooh: I'm Pooh.
- Tigger: Oh, Pooh. Hoo-hoo-hoo, sure... er... what's a Pooh?
- Winnie the Pooh: You're sitting on one.
- Tigger: Hello, I'm Tigger!
- Winnie the Pooh: You said that.
- Tigger: Oh. Well, did I say I was hungry?
- Winnie the Pooh: I don't think so.
- Tigger: Well then, I'll say it: I'm hungry.
- Owl: This is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well.
- Piglet: I'll remember this one, too.
- Owl: It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. Now, her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera.
- Winnie the Pooh: [muffled, with a honey pot in his face] Thank you, Piglet.
- Owl: You see, her constant practicing so unnerved my aunt, that she laid a seagull egg by mistake. Whoooooooo!
- [his dishes crash on him as his house crashes to earth]
- Winnie the Pooh: [to his reflection] Oh, hello. Am I glad to see you. It's more friendly with two. Now, you go that way, and I'll go this way.
- Winnie the Pooh: [walks away from mirror, then runs back] You didn't see anything, did you? Neither did I.
- Owl: [after Owl's tree crashed] Well, I say now... Someone has... Pooh! Did you do that?
- Winnie the Pooh: I don't think so.
- Chistopher Robin: It is a nice house, Eeyore, but...
- Kanga: It is a lovely house, Eeyore, but...
- Piglet: [near tears] It's the best house in the... whole world.
- Winnie the Pooh: [whispering] Tell them it's your house, Piglet.
- Piglet: No, Pooh. This house belongs to our very dear friend... Owl.
- Rabbit: But Piglet, where will you live?
- Piglet: [starts to walk away] Well, I guess I shall live... I suppose I shall live...
- Winnie the Pooh: [taking Piglet's hand] With me. You shall live with me. Won't you, Piglet?
- Piglet: With you? Oh, thank you, Pooh Bear. Of course I will.
- Chistopher Robin: Pooh, you rescued Piglet.
- Winnie the Pooh: I did?
- Chistopher Robin: Yes. And it was a very brave thing to do.
- Winnie the Pooh: It was?
- Chistopher Robin: [patting Pooh] You are a hero.
- Winnie the Pooh: I am?
- Chistopher Robin: And as soon as the flood is over, I shall give you a hero party.
- Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin, can you make a one-hero party into a two-hero party?
- Chistopher Robin: Of course we can, silly old bear.
- Gopher: If I was you, I'd think about skedaddlin' out of here.
- Winnie the Pooh: Why?
- Gopher: 'Cause it's "Winds-day."
- Winnie the Pooh: Think... think... think...
- Gopher: Say, what's wrong, sonny? Got yourself a headache?
- Winnie the Pooh: No, I was just thinking.
- Gopher: That so? What about?
- Winnie the Pooh: I... Oh, bother! You made me forget.
- Eeyore: [as he finishes building his house out of twigs] There. That should stand against anything.
- Piglet: [as he dives toward Eeyore's house] Oh-oh, help, help! Somebody sa-sa-sa-save me!
- Winnie the Pooh: [as he and Piglet crash through Eeyore's house, scattering the twigs everywhere] Happy Winds Day, Eeyore!
- Eeyore: Thanks for noticin' me.
- Winnie the Pooh: [thumping the ground] Oh, b-b-b-b-b-b-bother!