David Rudman credited as playing...
Baby Bear • Cookie Monster • Humphrey • Muppet • Hero Guy • Sonny Friendly • Chicago the Lion • Davey Monkey • Fish • Norman • Two-Headed Monster • Duck • Athena • Fearful • Flo Bear • Blue Monster • Monster • Additional Muppets • Baby Martian • Backup Vocals • Betty Bowl of Plastic Fruit • Big Bad Wolf • Chicago • Fish Dude • Grouch • Lavender Sailor • Muppet Performer • Tessie Twiddlebug • The Chief • Velma Blank • Additional Anything Muppets • Additional Muppet Performer • Andre • Angry Man #4 • Big Bad Chicken • Camel • Cookie's Friend • Dentist • Duane • Ernestine • Fanny the Firefighter • Fearful Dwarf • Goldfish • Kermit in 'Do De Rubber Duck' (Assistant) • Lavender Dentist • Mallard Capone • Martian • Mouse • Stagehand • Student • Sully • 'Air' Backup singer • AM Passersby • Additional Performers • Airplane • Alphabeat • Announcer • Anything Muppet • Artie Abrams Muppet • Astronaut • Audrey • Audrey Pigeon • Baby Bird • Baby Macaw • Backup Monster • Beach Ball • Bill Dawg • Bip's Backup Trio • Bird • Blue Cowboy • Blue Haired Vocalist • Bobby • Borandango • Brown Horse • Brush • Bud • Bunny • Captain Schnook • Carl the Porcupine • Cat • Cereal Girl • Chicago The Lion • Chief • Colonist with Tiara • Cow #3 • Cowboy • Cowpoke • Det. John Munch • Dog • Dr. Edwynn • Dr. Flippin • Dr. Johnson • Drummer • Ernie in 'Conga' • Fat Blue Cowboy • Fat Blue Transylvanian • Female Dancer • Flash Gizmo Space Cadet • Florist • Frankie • Freddy • Frog • Frustrated Muppet Man in 'Cerrado' and 'Abierto' • Funky Tooth #2 • Georgie • Granny Snuffle • Grasshopper • Greaser • Greaser in the Park • Grouch Caller • Grouch Queen • Grover • Hammy Swinette (speaking) • Herbert Birdsfoot • Hoots's Drummer • Hot Pink Man • Hot Pink Student • Humphry • Irvine • Jill (Assistant) • Jill (assistant) • Jogger • Jury Penguin 2 • Kathleen the Cow • Kenyan Grouch • Kermit the Frog (Assistant) • Lamb • Lavender Boy • Lavender Guy Named Ed • Lavender Hispanic Anything Muppet man • Lavender Kid • Letter S • Letter V • Lion • Log • Man in Brown • Marcelo • Martian #2 • Max • Maynard • Milk • Moe #4 • Mommy Snufffleupagus • Mookie • Mr. Finch • Mr. On Top Of • Neurotic Man • Norm • Oscar • Paramedic • Paramedic 2 • Picknicker • Pink Monster • Pipe Organ • Prince • Prince Charming • Princess • Production Assistant • Proud Pig • Rhymeraner • Royal Servant • Royal Subject #2 • Rudder Rabbit • Sheep • Sheep #1 • Sheep-ret Service • Shirt • Shopkeeper • Sidney • Soldier Patrick • Spider • Spike • Step-Mother • Stepmother • Tex • The Big Bad Wolf • The Great Blechini • The Letter U • The Letter X • The Number Two • The Oinker Sisters • The Passenger • The Penguin Thief • The Science Officer • The Sheep • The Tree • The Wild One • The boy who gave a sad king a bear • Triangle Lover's Assistant • Trumpet Player • Turtle • Wiggles • Yellow Monster • Zero
- Mrs. Snuffleupagus: Come along my darlings. Hello, Mr. Handford.
- Mr. Handford: Hello, Mrs. Snuffleupagus.
- Snuffy: Hello, Mr. Handford.
- Mr. Handford: Hello, Snuffy.
- Alice Snuffleupagus: Hi, Mr. Hand Foot.
- [giggles]
- Mr. Handford: Hi, Alice.
- [to the camera]
- Mr. Handford: Boy, now that's a lot of snuffleupaguses.
- The Announcer #2: The contestant who cries the hardest will win an official Sonny Friendly Teddy Bear
- [Shows the teddy bear that has Sonny Friendly's hair and teeth]
- Sonny Friendly #2: Wait, THAT'S THE GRAND PRIZE!
- The Announcer #2: Yes, And I believe Ida Nomer cried the hardest and is the winner.
- Ida Nomer: Oh for joy...
- Sonny Friendly #2: But, But
- [Runs into the camera]
- Sonny Friendly #2: I LOVE MY TEDDY BEAR, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
- [Sobs loudly]
- The Announcer #2: Sonny Friendly, You cried even harder than Ida Nomer, You won the grand prize!
- [Fanfare plays]
- Sonny Friendly #2: WHAT! I WON? Ah, For joys. This is the happiest day of the life. Now, Let's give some consolation prize for our runner's up.
- The Announcer #2: Sorry, There is no consolation prize.
- Luke Warm: WHAT? No consolation prizes?
- [Voice breaks down]
- Luke Warm: This is awful.
- Ida Nomer: [Sobbing] IT'S NOT FAIR!
- Pierre Blue: [Voice breaksdown] This is so, sad!
- Sonny Friendly #2: [while holding his Teddy Bear and leaving the poor contestants sobbing in failure as he holds] Well, I guess we all can't be winners, huh?
- [laughs]
- Sonny Friendly #2: [to the audience] Well, This is Sonny Friendly saying we will see you again next on ''The Crying Game Show''
- [to the Teddy Bear]
- Sonny Friendly #2: Oh, Teddy, I am so glad to have you back.
- [Kisses his teddy bear]
- Sonny Friendly #2: Are you glad to see me again?
- [to the audience]
- Sonny Friendly #2: Thank you, Audience. You were a great crowd.
- Mrs. Snuffleupagus: Good bye, Mr. Handford.
- Mr. Handford: Uh, good bye, Mrs. Snuffleupagus.
- Snuffy: Good bye, Mr. Handford!
- Mr. Handford: Ah, good bye, Snuffy.
- Alice Snuffleupagus: Bye, Mr. Hand Foot.
- Mr. Handford: Good bye, Alice.
- [she giggles]
- Mr. Handford: [to the camera] Whew. Now, there go a lot of snuffleupaguses.
- The Announcer: We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!"
- Gordon Robinson: Hey, Zelda! You're on!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Zelda the Chicken: [Translating] For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is proud because chickens lay eggs,
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] And eggs are good for you.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the...
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] ... in the summer.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is also very proud that she can...
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] Can cluck!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] Just remember, Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Cluck-Cluck]
- Gordon Robinson: You're Welcome, Zelda!
- The Announcer: This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!
- The Announcer: We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!"
- Gordon Robinson: Hey, Zelda! You're on!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is proud because chickens lay eggs,
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] And eggs are good for you.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the...
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] ... in the summer.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is also very proud that she can...
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] Can cluck!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] Just remember, Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Cluck-Cluck]
- Gordon Robinson: You're Welcome, Zelda!
- The Announcer: This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!