Ian McShane credited as playing...
Sgt. Pilot Andy
- Squadron Leader Skipper: Where have you been?
- Sgt. Pilot Andy: [soaking wet and miffed] Learning to swim!
- Squadron Leader Skipper: Did you get one?
- Sgt. Pilot Andy: All I got was a bellyful of English Channel!
- Sgt. Pilot Andy: [Novice pilot Simon has made a very bad landing] You can teach...
- Pilot Officer Archie: [joins in] ... *monkeys* to fly better than that!
- Squadron Leader Skipper: When are you gonna learn?
- Sgt. Pilot Andy: I didn't know they were there.
- Squadron Leader Skipper: Never fly straight for more then 30 seconds in a combat area. How many times have I told you? Come on, I'll give you a lift.
- Sgt. Pilot Andy: I'd rather walk, sir.
- Squadron Leader Skipper: Cut out the sir.
- [Sgt Pilot Andy is reading a letter, while the pilots are waiting for the call to scramble]
- Sgt. Pilot Andy: Silly Bitch!
- Pilot Officer Archie: He's calling you names again, Arnold!
- Sgt. Pilot Andy: I spend half my leave getting her settled in the country, and now, "I'm bored", she says!