Spike Milligan credited as playing...
Mate
- Mate: And in come the three bears. The Daddy Bear said, "Who's been sleeping in my porridge?" - and the Mummy Bear said, "That's no porridge, that was my wife!"
- Lord Fortnum of Alamein: [as a bed-sitting room] Stop! Stop! Stop, in the name of the Lord.
- Mate: Here, it's God! It's God! He's come back on us. Good ol' God, mate.
- [singing]
- Mate: For he's a jolly good fellow.
- [talking]
- Mate: He's a--He's a socialist, you know.
- Lord Fortnum of Alamein: Quiet! Labour scum!
- Mate: What? He's--he's a frickin' Conservative!
- Bules Martin: Here, hold on a second. You don't sound like God. You sound like Lord Fortnum.
- Lord Fortnum of Alamein: I--eh--I also do impressions.