Richard Warwick credited as playing...
Alan
- Alan: Actually, sir, I'm a commuter chap. You know, backwards and forwards.
- Mother: That's nice.
- Alan: Forwards and backwards.
- Father: How dare you!
- Mother: Does it get boring?
- Father: How really dare you say such things.
- [looks at his pregnant daughter Penelope]
- Father: And *do* them.
- [Penelope snickers]
- Alan: Well, I'd be interested in joining your party. I'm sure you could use another pair of hands.
- Father: You keep your filthy commuter hands to yourself!
- Alan: I hear a rumor, sir, that the Pope's now allowing contraceptives for all occasions--except during sexual intercourse.
- Father: She's got big busts, hasn't she, for a girl her age.
- Alan: Yeah.
- Father: Well, this bust, especially, it seems to, the nipples seem to stand out more on that one.
- Mother: Father's very observant. He was in the Corp!
- Penelope: I wish you wouldn't talk about me in front of Alan. He doesn't want to know about my busts.
- Alan: No! I do! I do!
- [Penelope smiles]
- Mother: Shall we stop her for tea?
- Father: I hope all this family talk isn't boring you, Alan.
- Alan: No, not a bit of it.