David Hemmings credited as playing...
Walter Leybourne • Benjamin Oakes
- Walter Leybourne: Any success with father?
- Babette: No success, cheri. No success of - any kind. Oh, Walter. Mon amour.
- Walter Leybourne: Kiss my fishy lips.
- Sylvester Wall: Please, tell me about the little milliner.
- Walter Leybourne: Ah, the little milliner. Not a day over 16.
- Sylvester Wall: Paint details.
- Walter Leybourne: A desert of virginity - aches within the hotness of her life.
- Sylvester Wall: Ahh. Buxom?
- Walter Leybourne: To the ankles!
- Sylvester Wall: Hot natured?
- Walter Leybourne: She pants at the unbuttoning of my tobacco pouch.
- Sylvester Wall: And I can - I can...
- Walter Leybourne: Yes. You can watch me.
- Babette: I shall need more virgins for the King Solomon Room.
- Walter Leybourne: A further eight arrive Thursday.
- Babette: Will they be young?
- Walter Leybourne: Was there ever a demand for old virgins?
- Babette: The Sultan Room!
- Walter Leybourne: Mmm. Goes with tastes inclined towards the plural.
- Babette: It sleeps eight.
- Walter Leybourne: We'll have the finest house in Europe. I'll test every girl, personally.
- Babette: It's so wonderful to have something to do together.
- Walter Leybourne: We'll call it the Libertine Club: Temple of Refined Perversity, Emporium of Excess.
- [spanks Babette's bottom]
- Walter Leybourne: No itch will be left uncatered for. England - I'll fan your embers.
- Babette: Fan mine, again.
- Josephine Pacefoot: That's eight girls now. First, Molly. Then, Lilly, Anais, Prudence, Emily, Charlotte, Arabella, and dear Phoebe. They've just vanished.
- Benjamin Oakes: And you can't put them *all* down to Jack the Ripper.
- Benjamin Oakes: Miss Pacefoot, you can't have dealings with an opium plantation.
- Josephine Pacefoot: Why not?
- Benjamin Oakes: Because, it's - commerce. Trade.
- Josephine Pacefoot: Flora, dear, we are not what you feared us to be.
- Benjamin Oakes: We are going to take you to a place where you'll be taken care of and given work.
- Josephine Pacefoot: And chastity will be preserved.
- Flora: Bleedin' 'ell!
- Benjamin Oakes: Miss Pacefoot, it has been proved, scientifically proved, that prolonged arithmetic is too severe for the female brain.
- Babette: You think that just taking her out to dinner will make her marry you?
- Walter Leybourne: With what I serve for dessert.
- Walter Leybourne: It requires some expertness and practice for a gentleman with a mustache to take jelly in an inoffensive manner.
- Walter Leybourne: Now, forgive me. I shall print kisses on your knees. On the backs of your knees. What has to be done, has to be done!