Tina Louise credited as playing...
Carmel
- Carmel: If my husband knew, why...
- Mayor Wilker: Never fear. Your husband is aware only of engines, valves, gasoline.
- Carmel: It's true, I'm afraid.
- Mayor Wilker: Yes. Every weekend he's out and about in his automobile, while you, in the bloom of your youth and beauty, are left alone, unattended, like an unplucked rose!
- Carmel: Yes.
- Mayor Wilker: Wasting away.
- Carmel: Yes.
- Mayor Wilker: A victim of internal combustion.
- Carmel: Yes!
- Carmel: You're not gonna desert me, are you? Not after last night.
- Mayor Wilker: My dear, sweet Carmel, you know, nothing on Earth could provide me with more pleasure than spending the entire day with you. Lolling idly, partaking of your bountiful fruits.