Sid Haig credited as playing...
Hawk Sidney
- Hawk Sidney: Hey, boy! You gonna race with us?
- Rick Bowman: I don't know if I got the guts.
- Hawk Sidney: [cackles] What you mean is, you don't think you're zany enough. 'Cos everybody knows you got to be zany to run figure-eight, 'specially Mr. Willard here. That right, Grant?
- Grant Willard: Bob, bring the Hawk a beer.
- Hawk Sidney: Hey, yeah! Now listen here, boy. You know why I'm the winner? 'Cos I'm the zaniest there is. So when they see me coming through that intersection, they just naturally back off, 'cos they know I ain't gonna stop for nobody. So when you see me coming... you best get out the way. 'Cos I'm the zaniest there is! Right? Right. That's why I drive a California Custom for Grant Willard.
- Grant Willard: I'm a businessman, Hawk. I need a winner.
- Grant Willard: You got one. Yeah!
- [cackles and leaves with two girls]
- Grant Willard: What do you think, Rick? He's the one to beat.
- Rick Bowman: [looking at Hawk frolicking with a dancer] Where can I get me a car?