Rock Hudson credited as playing...
Col. James Langdon
- Col. James Langdon: If I can find the time, I'm going to sit down and write the social history of bourbon.
- Col. James Langdon: [on finding his men still in uniform] General Robert E. Lee surrendered, am I right?
- Capt. Anderson: Yes, sir.
- Col. James Langdon: That means that officially we no longer exist as an armed body; yet everywhere I look here today I see armed men, wearing uniforms and flying the battle flag! Get it down!
- Col. John Henry Thomas: [Thomas and Langdon are talking to the Mexican bandit] Is the flap on your holster snapped or unsnapped, my Confederate friend?
- Col. James Langdon: Snapped, my Yankee friend.
- Col. John Henry Thomas: Then, I guess I'm his pigeon.
- [Draws and fires as the Mexican goes for his gun]
- Col. James Langdon: [takes the bottle of whiskey from the Sargent] Let's just say we haven't seen the end yet.
- Col. John Henry Thomas: [takes the bottle from Col. Langdon] You will if you keep drinkin' this stuff.