Andre Philippe credited as playing...
Andre
- Alex Morrison: How old is Cherie?
- Andre: I dunno, she says she's 19.
- Alex Morrison: Alright.
- Andre: I think she's 16.
- Alex Morrison: Is she a good lay?
- Andre: Terrible.
- Andre: Why terrible?
- Andre: She says it hurts.
- [Alex laughs]
- Andre: She says it hurts.
- Alex Morrison: Who's the best? On the scale of ten.
- Andre: Ten is the best, right? Virginia was a ten. Is, is. There was a Greek chick once I had, uh, she was a ten. No, I guess she was a nine and a half.
- Alex Morrison: What's Cherie?
- Andre: Two.
- [Alex laughs]
- Andre: I don't care.
- Alex Morrison: Beth's about an eight.
- Andre: Eight is great for a wife.
- Alex Morrison: Maybe a ten, I don't know.
- Andre: You want a movie? Read the bible. Every page is a movie. Solomon, that was the cat who had 750 wives and 350 concubines, virgins without number. The smartest man in the world. The richest man in the world. Women, he had the most women in the world. They say he drank gold dust so he could come 250 times a night.
- Alex Morrison: It's your dream.
- Andre: No, it's not my dream It's not my dream. My dream is to find a woman, a wife, a mother for my children. You're a lucky man. You got a good woman.
- Alex Morrison: You could have a good woman if you looked at chicks that were a little older than 16.
- Andre: 16 is biblical.
- Andre: There's still time. Right?
- Gene: Yeah, there's still time. There's always time. There's always time, there's still time.
- Andre: There's time for this, time for that. Time for eatin', time for fast.
- Alex Morrison: Time for a movie about a cat.