Brian Forster credited as playing...
Christopher 'Chris' Partridge
- Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: C'mon, let's play a game, Mr. Kincaid.
- Tracy Partridge: Yeah, let's play a game.
- Reuben Kincaid: Okay, okay. Let's play a game called "Lost."
- Danny: How do you play?
- Reuben Kincaid: Well, I'll hide my eyes and you three kids run away from home - far and fast - and keep running until you're lost.
- Tracy Partridge: Then what?
- Reuben Kincaid: In three weeks, I'll come look for you. If I find you, I lose.
- Tracy Partridge: What if you *don't* find us?
- Reuben Kincaid: Well, then I win.
- Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: ...Here's my compass. It doesn't work, though. It always points in the same direction.
- Laurie Partridge: You know, it takes a warped mind to think of women as a hobby.
- Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: I'd rather collect stamps.
- Keith: ...Now that you've got a million dollars, what's the first thing you're going to do?
- Danny: Gloat.
- Keith: Besides that.
- Danny: Invest it.
- Keith: I think the first thing I'm going to do is charter a boat and sail to the Caribbean.
- Danny: Great. I'll rent it to you.
- Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: Why don't you buy a boat, Keith?
- Danny: Because I bought it first.
- Keith: What are you going to do, Chris?
- Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: Buy a catcher's mitt...
- Keith: No wonder you're so short. You think small.
- Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: ...But then I'm going to buy the Los Angeles Dodgers.
- Danny: I'm not selling.