Phil Harris credited as playing...
O'Malley
- Thomas O'Malley: Why, your eyes are like sapphires sparkling so bright. They make the morning radiant and light.
- Marie: How romantic.
- Berlioz the Kitten: Sissy stuff.
- Duchess: Oh, c'est très jolie, monsieur. Very poetic. But it is not quite Shakespeare.
- Thomas O'Malley: 'Course not. That's pure O'Malley, baby. Right off the cuff. Yeah. I got a million of 'em.
- Uncle Waldo: It's outrageous! Why, you won't believe what they tried to do to your poor Uncle Waldo. Look! Look at this!
- [reading from menu of Le Petit Cafe]
- Uncle Waldo: "Prime Country Goose A la Provencale, stuffed with chestnuts"...? "And basted in white wine." Hic!
- Thomas O'Malley: Basted? He's been marinated in it.
- Uncle Waldo: Dreadful! Being British, I would've preferred sherry.
- Duchess: Thomas, this is Amelia and Abigail Gabble.
- Thomas O'Malley: Yeah, honey. Get those two web-footed lifeguards out of here.
- Duchess: Now, now, Thomas.
- Thomas O'Malley: Okay. Okay, baby.
- [to the geese]
- Thomas O'Malley: Hiya, chicks.
- [Abigail and Amelia Gabble laugh]
- Abigail Gabble: We're not chickens. We're geese.
- Thomas O'Malley: [sarcastically] No. I thought you were swans.
- Abigail: Your husband is very charming and very handsome.
- Thomas O'Malley: Well, you see, I'm not exactly her husband.
- Amelia: Exactly? Either you are or you're not.
- Thomas O'Malley: All right. I'm not.
- Abigail, Amelia: Oh.
- Amelia: He's scandalous.
- Abigail: Nothing but a cat.
- Amelia: He's absolutely positively a reprobate.
- Abigail: A roue.
- Amelia: His eyes are too close together.
- Abigail: Very shifty, too.
- Amelia: And look at his crooked smile!
- Abigail: His chin is very weak, too.
- Amelia: Obviously a philanderer who triffles with unsuspecting women's hearts.
- Marie: How romantic.
- Thomas O'Malley: You know something? I like Uncle Waldo.
- Duchess: [laughs] Especially when he's marinated.
- Scat Cat: [singing] Everybody wants to be a cat / Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
- Thomas O'Malley: Tell me! Everyone is picking up on that feline beat / 'Cause everything else is obsolete.
- Scat Cat: Strictly high-buttoned shoes.
- Duchess: Monsieur O'Malley, you could have lost your life.
- Thomas O'Malley: So I have a few to spare. Nothing.
- Thomas O'Malley: That's quite a family. Come to think of it, O'Malley, you're not a cat, you're a rat. Right? Right.
- Roquefort the Mouse: [breathlessly] Duchess... kittens... in trouble. Butler did it.
- Thomas O'Malley: Duchess and kittens in trouble? There's no time to lose! You go and get Scat Cat and his gang of alley cats.
- Roquefort the Mouse: [nods and starts to head off, then realises what O'Malley has said] A-alley cats? But I'm a mouse!
- Thomas O'Malley: First, to make the magic begin, you wiggle your nose, and you tickle your chin. Now close your eyes, and cross your heart, and presto! - breakfast, à la carte.
- Duchess: Oh, what a horrible, horrible human!
- Thomas O'Malley: Well some humans are like that, Duchess