Frank Sinatra credited as playing...
Dingus Billy Magee
- Dingus Billy Magee: Now we go to Mexico.
- Anna Hot Water: Mexico?
- Dingus Billy Magee: When you steal money, that's where you go. It's the Code of the West. Get my pants, let's go.
- John Wesley Hardin: Empty your pockets!
- Dingus Billy Magee: Yes sir, Mr. Hardin.
- John Wesley Hardin: You know my name, huh?
- Dingus Billy Magee: Yes sir. There ain't a fence post or a tree stump anywhere in these parts that don't have John Wesley Hardin's picture on it.
- John Wesley Hardin: Ain't I seen a poster on you somewhere?
- Dingus Billy Magee: Yes sir. The name's Magee - Dingus Magee.
- John Wesley Hardin: Oh, that ten dollar outlaw.
- Dingus Billy Magee: None but.
- John Wesley Hardin: Ha! Ha! Ha! Hell, if I'd known that, I never would have held you up, but I got to steal something from you. Never stop a man for robbery unless you take at least something. That's the Code of the West.
- Chief Crazy Blanket: You like daughter?
- Dingus Billy Magee: Ah, yeah.
- Chief Crazy Blanket: Me like gun. We make trade. I take gun. You take daughter. Marry.
- Dingus Billy Magee: Oh, well, ah, sir, she's a mighty nice girl and I like her a lot, but that's a fine looking rifle there.
- Chief Crazy Blanket: Me keep rifle! You take daughter! Go honeymoon. Crazy Blanket has spoken!
- Dingus Billy Magee: I'm sure you want to mosey out 'round look for the facilities. You don't want an uncomfortable ride over to Yerkey's Hole, do you?
- Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: No, I don't. Goodbye...
- Dingus Billy Magee: I'll show you right where it is. It's right back here. Right 'round here. The facility.
- Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: Ain't nothin' here?
- Dingus Billy Magee: The wall, Hoke. This thing has stood the test of time, for years and years.
- Anna Hot Water: You got a damn pretty face. We make bim-bam! Me in Hot Water.
- Dingus Billy Magee: Oh, I can feel that.
- Anna Hot Water: Now we finish bim-bam?
- Dingus Billy Magee: No, later. Now, you go around back and come in here.
- Dingus Billy Magee: I just may start me a law suit if you put in that newspaper how you captured me in the bushes with some little ol' Indian gal.
- Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: I'm gonna kill you dead, Dingus!
- Dingus Billy Magee: Every time I take my pants off, you come at me with a gun.
- Dingus Billy Magee: As long as we're partners, what do you say we ransack this place? I hear there's a lot of money 'round here.
- Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: Huh-uh. Half of Belle's money is gonna be mine when I marry her.
- Dingus Billy Magee: Well, let's rob the other half.
- Anna Hot Water: What we do now? Make bim-bam?
- Dingus Billy Magee: Bim now.
- [kiss]
- Dingus Billy Magee: Bam later.
- Dingus Billy Magee: Did you find out where she keeps the money?
- Anna Hot Water: In room.
- Dingus Billy Magee: Is she in the room?
- Anna Hot Water: Asleep.
- Dingus Billy Magee: Suppose she catches me?
- Anna Hot Water: Tell her *must* make bim-bam. Women like hear that.
- Dingus Billy Magee: Now, what you say we throw these guns down, get our clothes, and go out there and find that chest.
- Dingus Billy Magee: Where the hell's my million dollars that you stole from my chest?
- Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: I stole? You stole!
- Dingus Billy Magee: Would I be here if I stole?
- Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill: Would I?