Harry Secombe credited as playing...
Llewellyn Wendover
- Mrs. Dailey: Where's the Rolls?
- Llewellyn Wendover: What are you talking about, Mum?
- Mrs. Dailey: The conveyance.
- Llewellyn Wendover: Oh that. Oh the motorbike's in the shed.
- Mrs. Dailey: Motorbike?
- Llewellyn Wendover: And sidecar.
- Mrs. Dailey: Well surely you could have done a bit better than that, with your 22 divvies.
- Dawn Dailey: 26, Mummy.
- Mrs. Dailey: Mummy's talking, Dawn.
- Llewellyn Wendover: Well, there was 18 draws that week. I mean, the first divvy was only 22 pounds 6 shillings. I'm not a millionaire, you know.
- Dawn Dailey: You mean I married you for nothing?
- Llewellyn Wendover: Certainly not. You'll have everything a woman could wish for. You'll have a nice kitchen, gas stove, lovely enamel bath, fridge, washing machine, telly, dining room suite, airing cupboards, snooker table, a place to put the motor bike, a library and reception area.
- Mrs. Dailey: Oh, Sounds quite attractive. How many rooms are there?
- Llewellyn Wendover: Oh, there's only one room. But it's the best end of Willesden, and it's only 30 bob a week.
- Llewellyn Wendover: It's a lucky thing I've got any clothes at all - the washing machine in my state room has broken down.
- Captain George Spratt: There are no washing machines in the cabins on the ship.
- Llewellyn Wendover: What's the round door in the wall then?
- Captain George Spratt: I should've thought even the meanest intelligence would recognise that as a porthole.