Yuriy Nikulin credited as playing...
Tikhon, street cleaner
- Dvornik Tikhon: Master! Back from Paris!
- Kisa Vorobyaninov: Hello, Tikhon. I certainly haven't come from Paris. Where did you get that strange idea from?
- Ostap Bender: This isn't Paris, but you're welcome to our abode.
- Kisa Vorobyaninov: I haven't come from Paris.
- Ostap Bender: Splendid, of course you haven't come from Paris. You've no doubt come from Kologriv to visit your deceased grandmother. My name's Bender. You may have heard of me.
- Kisa Vorobyaninov: No, I haven't.
- Ostap Bender: No, how could the name of Ostap-Suleiman-Bertha-Maria Bender Bey be known in Paris?
- Kisa Vorobyaninov: Bertha-Maria Bender... Sounds weird... I haven't come from Paris.
- Ostap Bender: Marvelous. You've come from Morshansk! Is it warm in Paris now?