Paul Lynde credited as playing...
Louis B. Latimer
- Louis B. Latimer: I am not interested in subscribing to an underground newspaper, donating to indigent pygmies, nor buying a plastic covered tea cosy on the installment plan.
- Gidget Lawrence: This isn't an apartment, it's a shrine.
- Louis B. Latimer: That's true. I'm not looking for a tenant, but a keeper of the flame.
- Gidget Lawrence: What a privilege! A sacred trust.
- Louis B. Latimer: The rent is 185 a month.
- Louis B. Latimer: Look at her. Was there ever anyone to match her? Even her name is pure poetry. Helen Twelvetrees.
- Louis B. Latimer: [in costume] No, this is not the Playboy Club. I'm just off to do my Easter Bunny routine at the Head Start Center.