Aubrey Woods credited as playing...
Undertaker
- Undertaker: Is this your first bereavement, Mr McLeavy?
- Mr. McLeavy: Yes it is.
- [the undertaker reaches into his pocket and pulls out a booklet]
- Undertaker: [reciting mechanically] May I recommend this little booklet. We find it particularly helpful to newcomers to these occasions. You will find therein words of comfort from various sources: the New Testament, the Old Testament, the Talmud and the Koran. Strike out whichever is inapplicable.
- Mr. McLeavy: My wife was a Protestant.
- Undertaker: It takes all sorts to make a world, sir. Yesterday we buried a vegetarian.