Rene Auberjonois credited as playing...
Father John Mulcahy
- Hotlips O'Houlihan: [to Father Mulcahy, referring to Hawkeye] I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps!
- Father Mulcahy: [looks up from his Bible] He was drafted.
- Trapper John: [In O.R] Dish, let me have a long needle holder.
- Duke Forrest: [Mulcahy is performing the last rites on a casualty] Hey, Dago! Dago! Dago, I want you over here to hold this retraction. Now! Please, come on, now!
- Father John Patrick 'Dago Red' Mulcahy: Sorry, I'm coming.
- Hawkeye Pierce: Hi, Dago.
- Duke Forrest: I'm sorry, Dago, but this man is still alive and that other man is dead, and that's a fact. Can you hold it with two fingers, Dago? Hell... Where the hell... Do ya see it?
- Father John Patrick 'Dago Red' Mulcahy: [the camp is listening to Frank Burns and Hot Lips fooling around over the radio] Is this 'The Bickersons'? I love them.
- Duke Forrest: Who?
- Father John Patrick 'Dago Red' Mulcahy: The Battling Bickersons. I love them.
- [Duke gives him a bewildered look]