Fred Williamson credited as playing...
Dr. Oliver 'Spearchucker' Jones
- Colonel Blake: [to Spearchucker Jones at the football practice] I had another idea. I think we should have some plays. You know, usually in football you have some organized plays...
- Spearchucker: If you don't mind, I took the liberty.
- Colonel Blake: Oh, you have...
- Spearchucker: I drew up about seven or eight plays. I figure that's about all this bunch can handle.
- Colonel Blake: Oh, these are good. These are very good. Uh, what are these little arrows?
- Colonel Blake: All right, men, we're not here to sell lemonade. We're here to practice. But first, I'd like to officially welcome Spearchucker. Is it all right to call you that?
- Spearchucker: Call me whatever you want to.
- Colonel Blake: Good. Well, I just want you to know that we're all the same here on the playing field.
- [pause]
- Colonel Blake: Uh, officers and enlisted men alike.
- Cpl. Judson: Bastard, 88, called me a coon.
- Spearchucker: Called you a what?
- Cpl. Judson: Coon.
- Spearchucker: OK, that's an old pro trick, to get you thrown out of the ball game.
- Cpl. Judson: Well...
- Spearchucker: Why don't you do the same thing to him?
- Cpl. Judson: What, call him a coon?
- Spearchucker: I want to make sure the oozing is checked before I close up.
- Duke Forrest: Damn perfectionist.
- Colonel Blake: I think it's important we go over the three basic principles: organization, discipline, and team work.
- Spearchucker: Excuse me, but do you mind if we limber up first?
- Colonel Blake: Oh, th-that's a good idea. You organize that.
- Hawkeye Pierce: Duke?
- Duke Forrest: [in the middle of a brain operation with Spearchucker] Uh... what is it?
- Hawkeye Pierce: Henry's got our orders. We can go home.
- Duke Forrest: Right now?
- Spearchucker: Anytime! Whenever we want.
- Spearchucker: [to Duke] You mind if we get out of this guy's brain first?
- Colonel Blake: [blows whistle] Alright, men! we're not here to sell lemonade, we're here to practice. But first, I'd like to officially welcome Spearchucker to our team. It is okay to call you that?
- Spearchucker: Call me whatever you want to.
- Colonel Blake: Good. Well, I just want you to know that we're all the same here on the playing field. Officers and men alike.