David Arkin credited as playing...
Sgt. Major Vollmer
- SSgt. Vollmer: How was your visit, sir?
- Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake: Oh fine, the general wasn't there.
- SSgt. Vollmer: [the previous night the camp broadcast Burns and Houlihan's sexcapades over the P.A] Sir, about last night... well... there... there was nothing I could do.
- Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake: [oblivious] Nothing you could do...
- [smiles]
- Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake: Well then it couldn't have been helped.
- SSgt. Vollmer: Thank you, sir.
- [first lines]
- Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake: Radar.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: Yes, sir. I'll get ahold of Major Burns...
- Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake: I want you to get a hold of Major Burns...
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: ...Tell him to hold a couple day surgeons over into the night shift.
- Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake: Tell him we're going to have hold a couple of surgeons over from the day shift out of the night shift.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: I'll put in a call to General Hammond in Seoul...
- Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake: Get General Hammond down there in Seoul, tell him to send us those new surgeons right away.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: ...I hope he sends us those two new surgeons. We're sure gonna need'em.
- [Leaves]
- SSgt. Vollmer: What was that, sir?
- Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake: I gave everything to Radar.
- SSgt. Vollmer: What?
- SSgt. Vollmer: Hey, wait a minute, you can't go in the colonel's office.
- Hawkeye Pierce: That's who we're looking for, babe.
- Radar: Did you finish the papers?
- SSgt. Vollmer: What?
- Radar: You don't know about the papers?
- SSgt. Vollmer: What papers?
- Radar: The colonel left some papers.
- SSgt. Vollmer: Why didn't you tell me about the papers?