Kim Darby credited as playing...
Rita Lee Chipman
- Rita Lee Chipman: What attracts you to me?
- Norwood Pratt: Well, you're about the right size. Your hair. This hair color's not all dyed up. Pretty brown eyes. Little nose.
- [kiss]
- Norwood Pratt: And you sure do taste good.
- [long kiss]
- Rita Lee Chipman: I was afraid of this. I was afraid as soon as I sat down here, you'd think I was lookin' for love on a bus.
- [Norwood starts kissing Rita's neck]
- Rita Lee Chipman: I mean, how could I be? I already found it. Now, you're bound to get a bad opinion of me.
- Norwood Pratt: Why?
- Rita Lee Chipman: Well, lettin' you do that. There was this witch I saw in a movie once. She stole this child from a baby buggy in front of a 10 cent store. She was doin' just what you're doin'. Like she was, you know, testin' it to see if it was plump or not. I don't remember what she had in mind. I've been grabbed and wrestled around a lot of ways before, but, this is a new one on me.
- Rita Lee Chipman: Norwood, I want you know one thing. I like you. And if I was around and you were sick, I'd look after you and bathe you.
- Rita Lee Chipman: What's your all-time favorite Tammy Wynette record?
- Norwood Pratt: [kissing Rita's neck] I'll have to think about it.
- Rita Lee Chipman: Mine's "Stand By Your Man."
- Norwood Pratt: Mine too.
- Rita Lee Chipman: I'd like to hear you sing some time. What's your singin' style like?
- Norwood Pratt: Well, did you ever hear Lefty Frizzell sing, "I Love You A Thousand Ways"
- Rita Lee Chipman: I - I've never even heard of Lefty Frizzell.
- Norwood Pratt: I tell you, it's fixin' to rain like it never rained before.
- [kiss]
- Rita Lee Chipman: You know what I like.
- [turns on the light]
- Rita Lee Chipman: But, I got no business likin' it.
- Kay: I don't think they should let a chicken travel on a bus. It's unsanitary.
- Rita Lee Chipman: Well, Joann was real good. She only forgot herself once.
- Joe William Reese: Don't mind Kay, folks. She tries. But, she thinks she was born here in Arkansas by some terrible mistake.
- Rita Lee Chipman: You're always talkin' about rain when it isn't rainin'. What if it was? Would you keep it off me?
- Rita Lee Chipman: I couldn't go back to Swansboro. My father would beat the livin' daylights outta me.
- Norwood Pratt: Well, what'd you think I'd do?
- Rita Lee Chipman: Well, you were so good to that chicken.
- Norwood Pratt: I got up to see how Joann was.
- Rita Lee Chipman: Well, how is she?
- Norwood Pratt: She ate a couple of worms.
- Norwood Pratt: By the way, that midget over there is going to be traveling with us.
- Rita Lee Chipman: Oh, my goodness.