Johnny Brown credited as playing...
Waiter - Train
- George Kellerman: You know how long we were in line?
- Gwen Kellerman: Two hours.
- George Kellerman: Two hours. That's how long.
- Waiter in Dining Car on Train: [hands a plate of food and coffee to a customer] Chicken sandwich and coffee.
- George Kellerman: Can we see a menu, please?
- Waiter in Dining Car on Train: We just got sandwiches and drinks.
- George Kellerman: Oh. Eh, two Chicken sandwiches, please.
- Waiter in Dining Car on Train: Sorry, no chicken.
- George Kellerman: Isn't that chicken?
- Waiter in Dining Car on Train: Yeah, that's chicken. But when he eats that, that's the end of the chicken.
- Gwen Kellerman: They're out of chicken, George.
- George Kellerman: Got ham or cheese?
- Waiter in Dining Car on Train: No ham.
- George Kellerman: Just cheese.
- Waiter in Dining Car on Train: No cheese.
- George Kellerman: [under his breath] No cheese.
- Gwen Kellerman: What DO you have?
- Waiter in Dining Car on Train: Peanut Butter on white bread.
- George Kellerman: What else you got?
- Waiter in Dining Car on Train: More peanut butter on white bread. Ran out of everything a few minutes ago, ma'am.
- Gwen Kellerman: But don't you have anything else? My husband isn't allowed to eat peanut butter or white bread.
- Waiter in Dining Car on Train: I got saltine crackers and green olives. That's all, ma'am. We didn't expect 350 people tonight. No, ma'am.