George Furth credited as playing...
Charlie Flager, Jr.
- Charlie Flager Jr.: It's a goddamn disgrace, Buck. A man can't take his family to the movies without seeing some kind of filth.
- Buck Loner: Yeah, yeah, I know. Now, listen, Charlie. You gotta get this bitch off my neck. She's making my life a living hell. Maybe you could plant drugs on her.
- Charlie Flager Jr.: I mean filth, Buck! I saw this picture where people were fornicating. Fornicating!
- Buck Loner: You mean, uh, really doing it?
- Charlie Flager Jr.: God's honest truth, Buck. I've seen it three times!
- Charlie Flager Jr.: The point is, can you prove you were married, that's all!
- Myra Breckinridge: Proof will arrive before the end of the week in the person of Dr Randolph Spencer Montag.
- Charlie Flager Jr.: Montag? The great dental psychiatrist?
- Buck Loner: Corrupting our youth!
- Charlie Flager Jr.: I've seen things, Buck, that would turn your stomach. It's not your basic naked women or the fornication. It's the fags, the dykes and every kind of perversion.