Michael Bates credited as playing...
Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery
- Capt. Oskar Steiger: [inside the German bunker] Sir, the Americans have taken Palermo!
- General Alfred Jodl: Damn!
- Messenger: [after pulling up to Monty's command post] Sir, Patton's taken Palermo!
- Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery: Damn!
- [as the British parade into Messina]
- Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery: Don't smirk, Patton. I shan't kiss you.
- Patton: Pity. I shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked by you.
- Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery: Amusing, isn't it? That the final plans for the invasion of Sicily... should have been put forward in an Algerian lavatory.