Lou Antonio credited as playing...
Corrigan
- Corrigan: A.M. Miller, also known as Michael.
- A. Michael Miller - The Phynx: How did you know my name?
- Corrigan: The SSA knows your whole history, Mike.
- A. Michael Miller - The Phynx: Oh yeah, On July 23, 1965, I went to the flicks in Santa Monica. Who with?
- Corrigan: Judy Heeler. Blonde. Five foot six. Noticeable scars. You saw "Bikini Beach Party." Ate 142 kernels of dried popcorn and went to the Mens Room twice. Both number ones.
- Corrigan: This is bigger than dandruff! You'll learn karate, bayonet, jungle warfare, Mac! You'll be hard, tough, meaner than a Green Beret!
- Ray Chippeway - The Phynx: Maybe win back Reservation.
- A. Michael Miller - The Phynx: How about it, any more grievances?
- Dennis Larden - The Phynx: Visiting hours. It's been six weeks since we even smelled females.
- Corrigan: Absolutely not! You cannot mix sex and security. You boys can consider yourselves, for the foreseeable future, neutered.
- Corrigan: Ray Chippeway.
- Ray Chippeway - The Phynx: How, whitey.
- Corrigan: We're going to make a *real* American out of you, Ray!
- Corrigan: You, and all of you, will learn music. Play guitar. Sing. Dance. You'll become the best known music group in the world. How does that sound?
- Dennis Larden - The Phynx: Like what's made America Great.
- Corrigan: You start tomorrow. Six AM to midnight. Seven days a week. You get room, board and 32 dollars a month to spend foolishly.
- Dennis Larden - The Phynx: I sure hope all that bread don't turn me rotten.
- Col. Rostinov: You be good boys and keep nose clean. National flower, radishes. Is good for health! You tell everybody Rostinov invite you for Flower Day tomorrow. Boost Rostinov image. You get good night rest at our finest hotel: Comrade Hilton. I see you tomorrow.
- Corrigan: Be-Bop-A-Lu-Bop Colonel.
- Corrigan: Your objective: the Markevitch Castle.
- A. Michael Miller - The Phynx: Aren't you comin'?
- Corrigan: Oh, gee, fellas, I wish I could, but, you know, rules.
- Dennis Larden - The Phynx: I forget?
- Corrigan: Well, traditionally, one must survive to report what went wrong.