Michael A. Miller credited as playing...
A. Michael Miller - The Phynx
- Corrigan: A.M. Miller, also known as Michael.
- A. Michael Miller - The Phynx: How did you know my name?
- Corrigan: The SSA knows your whole history, Mike.
- A. Michael Miller - The Phynx: Oh yeah, On July 23, 1965, I went to the flicks in Santa Monica. Who with?
- Corrigan: Judy Heeler. Blonde. Five foot six. Noticeable scars. You saw "Bikini Beach Party." Ate 142 kernels of dried popcorn and went to the Mens Room twice. Both number ones.
- A. Michael Miller - The Phynx: How about it, any more grievances?
- Dennis Larden - The Phynx: Visiting hours. It's been six weeks since we even smelled females.
- Corrigan: Absolutely not! You cannot mix sex and security. You boys can consider yourselves, for the foreseeable future, neutered.
- Corrigan: Your objective: the Markevitch Castle.
- A. Michael Miller - The Phynx: Aren't you comin'?
- Corrigan: Oh, gee, fellas, I wish I could, but, you know, rules.
- Dennis Larden - The Phynx: I forget?
- Corrigan: Well, traditionally, one must survive to report what went wrong.
- A. Michael Miller - The Phynx: The fact remains, we've gotta get these Americans back to America.
- Markevitch: Why?
- Ray Chippeway - The Phynx: Because, either we get these people out or we get drafted.
- Markevitch: Okay. But you got two problems. One, I'm not so sure your people are that hotsy-totsy to leave. And number two, you've got to get past that wall.