Roy Kinnear credited as playing...
2nd Gentleman of Charity
- [Two gentlemen are trying to collect Christmas donations]
- 1st Portly Gentleman: Er, Mr. Scrooge... er, sir... er, we find it more than usually desirable that we make some slight provision for the poor and destitute.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Excellent! Then I suggest you do so!
- 2nd Portly Gentleman: You... you miss our point, sir. The poor suffer greatly at this time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Are there no prisons?
- 1st Portly Gentleman: Oh, indeed there are, sir. That's something there's no shortage of.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: And the workhouses, are they still in operation?
- 2nd Portly Gentleman: They are, sir. I wish I could say they were not.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Heh. I am very glad to hear it. For a moment, I was afraid that something had occurred to stop them in their useful purpose!
- [He starts to walk away]
- 1st Portly Gentleman: Oh, but... but... but sir! A few are endeavoring to raise a fund to buy the poor some food and drink and means of warmth.
- 2nd Portly Gentleman: We choose this time, sir, because it is a time when want is keenly felt and abundance rejoices. What may we put you down for, sir?
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Nothing, sir.
- 1st Portly Gentleman: Ah, you wish to be anonymous.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: I wish...
- [slams his cane against the footbridge railing]
- Ebenezer Scrooge: ... to be left alone, sir! That is what I wish! I don't make myself merry at Christmas and I cannot afford to make idle people merry. I have been forced to support the establishments I have mentioned through taxation and God knows they cost more than they're worth. Those who are badly off must go there.
- 2nd Portly Gentleman: Many would rather die than go there.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: If they would rather die, then they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population. Goodnight, gentlemen.
- [He walks away, then turns back]
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Humbug!