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Bizarre

Original title: Secrets of Sex
  • 1970
  • R
  • 1h 32m
IMDb RATING
4.5/10
445
YOUR RATING
Bizarre (1970)
Dark ComedySlapstickComedyFantasyHorror

A brainy sex flick with a sense of humor, the film begins with a narrator/mummy who guides us through a number of vignettes promising to show what some of us go through in the pursuit of sex... Read allA brainy sex flick with a sense of humor, the film begins with a narrator/mummy who guides us through a number of vignettes promising to show what some of us go through in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. There's a fabulous ten minute opening, where the half naked go go dancers ha... Read allA brainy sex flick with a sense of humor, the film begins with a narrator/mummy who guides us through a number of vignettes promising to show what some of us go through in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. There's a fabulous ten minute opening, where the half naked go go dancers have vegetables thrown at them. One of the tales features a female photographer who tortures... Read all

  • Director
    • Antony Balch
  • Writers
    • Martin Locke
    • John Eliot
    • Maureen Owen
  • Stars
    • Richard Schulman
    • Janet Spearman
    • Dorothy Grumbar
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    4.5/10
    445
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Antony Balch
    • Writers
      • Martin Locke
      • John Eliot
      • Maureen Owen
    • Stars
      • Richard Schulman
      • Janet Spearman
      • Dorothy Grumbar
    • 16User reviews
    • 25Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Richard Schulman
    • The Judge
    Janet Spearman
    • The Judge's Wife
    Dorothy Grumbar
    • Photographer
    Anthony Rowlands
    • The Model
    Norma Eden
    • Norma - the Photographer's Assistant
    George Herbert
    • The Steward
    Kenneth Benda
    Kenneth Benda
    • Sacha Seremona
    Yvonne Quenet
    • Mary-Clare
    Reid Anderson
    • Dr. Rilke
    Sylvia Delamere
    • The Nurse
    Cathy Howard
    • The Cat Burglar
    Mike Britton
    • The Burgled Man
    • (as Mike Briton)
    Maria Frost
    • Lindy Leigh
    Peter Carlisle
    • Col. X
    Stephen Preston
    Stephen Preston
    • Philpott
    • (as Steve Preston)
    Graham Burrows
    • The Military Attaché
    Mike Patten
    • Flicker Flashback Boy
    Raymond George
    • Flicker Flashback Boy
    • Director
      • Antony Balch
    • Writers
      • Martin Locke
      • John Eliot
      • Maureen Owen
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    User reviews16

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    6christopher-underwood

    more 'interesting' than enjoyable

    This oddity is more 'interesting' and of social significance than it is enjoyable to watch. I had great difficulty maintaining interest despite plentiful nudity and the fact the segments are not over long. I suppose the fireworks inter-cut with an orgy at the end is the easiest part to watch. Now I think about it I am not sure why I didn't enjoy it more but I think it's basically because nothing really worked. Even though the sections were less than quarter of an hour long they moved rather slowly and uncertainly. I seemed to be for ever trying to work out what was going on only for the part to end with some seeming significant statement regarding the 'battle of the sexes'. Maybe I just wasn't in the mood. I understand the commentary on the DVD is worth listening to, so I shall be able to give it another go AND there are those William Burroughs shorts. Still, they will probably be more 'interesting' than enjoyable too! DVD originates in US and has extras
    6jmbwithcats

    Milestone of the Times

    Around the time this film was being made, there was a shift being made in consciousness which sparked many attempts to explain scientifically the new beliefs of the age and usher in not only of the new decade, but a new mindset.

    This mindset was a marrying of Science, and Spirituality. The sexual revolution had begun, and out of that came a deeper understanding of sexual acceptance, but the power of sex and social norms. Always at the height of these schools of thought was the journey of the soul.

    Now being a relatively new school of thought in the west, they never seemed to go too far beyond the superficial, but were more a means of making tangible the experience of the soul, desire, and bring it all into a context of the natural world.

    That is what this movie then is.

    A mummy narrates sexual vignettes concerning the endless struggle of the sexes, and the bizarre displays of human behavior in the pursuit of satisfaction.

    A very fascinating movie, thoroughly enjoyable, and a remarkable milestone for the western mind sprouting in the soil of new knowledge.
    5rdoyle29

    Strange and mildly compelling

    A strange little film that's a bit like a softcore sex version of "The Twilight Zone". A mummy hosts a series of odd horrorish stories involving sex ... a woman photographing a series of pictures of medieval torture devices really tortures her male model; a female burglar has sex with the man of the house and robs him anyway; and so on. It's somewhere between a brainy sex film and a fairly lame horror anthology. Director Anthony Balch had previously worked with William S. Burroughs, which isn't all that far off from the tone of this one.
    lazarillo

    Occasionally amusing and arousing, frequently horrifying, but mostly just perplexing

    This DVD is worth having for the two short films included on it that director Anthony Balch did with William Burroughs. As for the feature, well. . ."Bizarre" is yet another British anthology, but definitely one of the strangest ones you're ever likely to see. It's narrated by a mummy (the Egyptian kind, not the English). The common theme in vignettes the mummy introduces is supposedly the battle between the sexes. (Why the mummy is supposed to be an authority on this subject frankly eluded me). The vignettes do manage to combine horror, sex, and comedy pretty well. The first two include some straight-on female-on-male sexual cruelty and some female-on-male medical/science fiction-related cruelty. Despite a healthy dose of black humor, they are both pretty disturbing. Then there is strange, very British skit (set during the WWII air raids for some reason) where a man catches a sexy female burglar in his house, so he showers with her, rolls around on his bed with her while shoving the phone down the back of her panties(kind of anticipating the strange fetishes of Jesus Franco films), before finally doing to her what any red-blooded Englishman would do to a sexy female burglar in a silly British sex comedy. Of course, she eventually gets the upper hand.

    In the last two vignettes it is the males who prevail. One of them called "Lindy Leigh" is a comical spy parody apparently based on a comic strip in Mayfair magazine (the British version of Playboy). The title character, Lindy Leigh, is a female spy who is so stupid that she makes Playboy's "Little Annie Fannie" look like James Bond. She crawls around in her panties a lot and ends up locked in a safe with a bunch of other topless bimbos. The last vignette completely beggars description, so I'm not even going to try. Then the movie ends back where it started with dancing, some tame sexual groping, and a lot of naked people handling automatic weapons and, very literally, rolling around in the hay (by the way, I don't know Balch's personal sexual orientation, but I think this movie would probably appeal to bisexuals a lot as the men are just as naked and often almost as attractive as the women). During the scant running time of this movie I was occasionally aroused, even more occasionally amused, pretty frequently horrified, but mostly just perplexed. Really though this thing has to be experienced first-hand to be believed.
    EyeAskance

    Outrageous, sexy absurdism.

    An ancient mummy voiced by Valentine Dyall hosts a succession of wacky vignettes which explore the theoretical battle of the sexes. Uncommonly eccentric and retro-hip sexploitation features an attractive cast, and devotes every second of its duration to kinky, campy, unchained absurdity. The expounded stories run a gamut of erotic situational weirdness, ranging in tone from gruesome and unsettling to giddily whimsical.

    This is a distinctly British cult item, and a unique concoction from Antony Balch(one of the more unduly ignored outsider personalities of sixties underground cinema). He is, perhaps, better known for his short film collaborations with iconic writer/poet William S. Burroughs.

    Though it clearly has limited appeal, it's worth investigating...I personally found it highly enjoyable and refreshingly original nonsense.

    5.5/10

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    • Trivia
      Nine minutes were cut from the British theatrical version when this film was first released.
    • Goofs
      In the lizard segment the animal is called a pangolin. A pangolin is a species of mammal, not a reptile. The animal in the segment is a monitor lizard. In the interview included on the Synapse DVD, actor Elliott Stein states that the original intention had been to use a pangolin but it would have been too big. Nevertheless the name was kept as in the original script.
    • Quotes

      The Mummy: Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine this boy was making love to you. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine this boy was making love to you. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine this boy was making love to you. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine this boy was making love to you. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine this boy was making love to you. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine the consequences.

    • Alternate versions
      A lifelong enemy of censorship Antony Balch was even less endeared to them when the British censors removed around 9 minutes from his first feature Secrets of Sex. It was shown in America initially intact as Bizarre (approx 90 minutes) then in a cut down R rated version called Tales of the Bizarre (approx 72 minutes).
    • Connections
      Featured in Naked Came the Stranger (1975)

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    • Release date
      • March 1970 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Tales of the Bizarre
    • Filming locations
      • Studio Filmcraft, London, England, UK
    • Production companies
      • Balch
      • Noteworthy Films
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    • Budget
      • £40,000 (estimated)
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 32m(92 min)
    • Sound mix
      • Mono
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.66 : 1

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