Ken Parry credited as playing...
Dr. Boileau
- Dr. Boileau: Now, young man. What is your name?
- Philippe: My name? You want to know my name?
- Dr. Boileau: Oh yes.
- Philippe: That's what you're asking me, what is my name?
- Dr. Boileau: Oh yes.
- Philippe: I'll tell you my name, if you want to know what my name is.
- Dr. Boileau: I do.
- Philippe: Do you know *why* I'm going to tell you my name?
- Dr. Boileau: No.
- Philippe: Do you *want* to know *why* I'm going to *tell* you my *name*...
- Dr. Boileau: Oh yes.
- Philippe: ...you *blithering fat headed addle brained idiot?
- [Philippe grabs Boileau]
- Dr. Boileau: Ohh!
- Philippe: *Aagh!* Because you *asked* me my name, that's *why* I'm going to *tell* you my *name!* *Because you*...
- [Jacques buffets Philippe]
- Jacques: See, I told you so, they're crazy.
- Dr. Boileau: I know.
- Dr. Boileau: [to Pierre] Now young man. Do you know who *you* are?
- Pierre: Of *course* I know who *we* are.
- Dr. Boileau: Who?
- Pierre: ...The Corsican Brothers.
- [there is raucous laughter]
- Dr. Boileau: [incredulously] The *Corsican Brothers?* Oh, I'm so sorry... Oh do forgive me. I'm so sorry, the Corsican Brothers!
- Dr. Boileau: [to Jacques] You're right, they're crazy!
- [Dr. Boileau pulls the lever with Philippe and Pierre subsequently falling through a trapdoor]