Katherine MacGregor credited as playing...
Miss Boswell
- Priscilla: I thought our main concern was the patient, not our stupid uniforms.
- Miss Boswell: The patient reacts to what he sees, and what he sees is what you wear.
- Priscilla: If I'm kind to a patient he won't care what I'm wearing. Besides, it's all supposed to be about love, isn't it?
- Miss Boswell: Don't try to tell me what it's all about until you've had a little more experience.
- Sharon: Priscilla gets a little carried away sometimes, Miss Boswell.
- Miss Boswell: So can I. You have a choice, Miss Kovak. Either you lower your skirt, or I'll lower your grade.
- Priscilla: [as Boswell exits the room] Old Hawkeye blows a cork over my skirt and doesn't notice I never wear a bra.