Vladimír Mensík credited as playing...
Ing. Cert
- Ona: [after handing Ing. Cert a large mug of coffee and a container of sugar cubes, her inner voice is heard] Quick, count to 10. One, two, three, four, five, six... seven, eight, nine, ten. You take a lot of sugar, Teddy.
- Ing. Cert: [Drinking the coffee in a matter of a few seconds] Yes. I do. I need the strength! Do I remind you of a bear?
- Ing. Cert: [pointing inside an open fridge] What about this?
- Ona: That? That's an empty sack.
- Ing. Cert: That isn't empty.
- Ona: Believe me, I don't know what's in it myself. I'm so scatterbrained.
- [looks in sack]
- Ona: Ah! It's old raisins.
- Ing. Cert: [shouting] What?
- Ona: Theo! What's wrong?
- Ing. Cert: [continues to shout] How can you buy raisins and not even know it? Why don't you know you have raisins at home? Answer me! Why are you hiding raisins from me? Women! Oh, these women! Lying to me! Deceiving me! She doesn't say a word!
- Ona: I... I'll never do it again!
- Ing. Cert: A professor has truly no business demeaning himself with a maid. By the way, it was Nietzsche who said that.
- Ona: What is that?
- Ing. Cert: Well that's... this sort of... he wrote.
- Ona: That sounds amazingly interesting.
- Ing. Cert: But now we come to the heart of the matter. How would you like a kayak?
- Ona: A kayak? I've dreamed of one all my life.
- Ona: [the phone rings and she picks it up] Yes?
- Ing. Cert: It's me, Theo.
- Ona: Yes?
- Ing. Cert: Are you mad at me? Why did you walk out of the concert just when we'd patched things up?
- Ona: Because you winked.
- Ing. Cert: I winked?
- Ona: At Miriam.
- Ing. Cert: I didn't even see any Miriam there. I sometimes wink when I listen to music because I'm moved. But that's no reason for you to make a scene.