Franco Nero credited as playing...
Yodlaf 'The Swede' Peterson
- Yolof Peterson: Excuse me, but your mother is a prostitute, your father is a crook, and your grandfather is a man with a very broad buttocks.
- Pepito Tigrero: What?
- Yolof Peterson: Allow me to explain. Your mother is a whore, your father is a damn thief, and your grandfather is a notorious fag.
- [Yolof punches Pepito out]
- Yolof Peterson: I generously spared your sister...
- [first lines]
- El Vasco: [squaring off by a train station, with a statuary of San Bernardino] Penguin... I'm sorry, but you cannot take our Protector away.
- Yodlaf Peterson: It's the only thing of any value. I never leave empty-handed.
- El Vasco: Then I'm afraid you would not be leaving at all.
- Yodlaf Peterson: [narrating] Hm, poor Vasco. He already had a hole in his head where his brain should have been. At least nothing seemed to have grown in that cavity since this whole thing began.
- Yolof Peterson: Your friend is right, compañero. When you're about to die, don't ask so many questions.
- Lola: We fight for the cause of liberty and justice!
- Yolof Peterson: I've heard those words in every country where I've sold guns.
- Yolof Peterson: If you ever come to Sweden, I'll let you meet my sister.
- El Vasco: [singing] Beautiful eyes, just like the sky... just like your sister, huh?
- [Xantos and Peterson are walking up the mountain, away from John and his men. Meanwhile, down below, Vasco is tied to a rock with a basket with a rat inside it strapped to his middle, and is laughing and screaming hysterically]
- Yolof Peterson: Keep moving, Professor. It's only that crazy Vasco in one of his laughing fits.
- Prof. Xantos: All by himself?
- Yolof Peterson: He gets them often.
- [They keep moving a little]
- Prof. Xantos: It doesn't sound normal. Perhaps we should go back and get him.
- Yolof Peterson: Oh, no, Professor, there's no time. Let's get going.
- El Vasco: [laughing and sobbing] PINGUINOOOO! PINGUINOOOOOO! PINGUINO!
- Prof. Xantos: I can't believe he would carry on like that all by himself without some reason.
- Yolof Peterson: [getting out a pair of binoculars] All right, don't believe it. But do you see that falcon flying around down there? It means that there's a dear friend close by whom it is better to avoid.
- Prof. Xantos: You mean that they are torturing him.
- Yolof Peterson: If they get a hold of us... You really know the meaning of that word. So get moving.
- Prof. Xantos: No. Not another step.
- El Vasco: [from the bottom of the mountain] PINGUINOOO! HEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEELP!
- Yolof Peterson: Look, Professor. Why do you care about a lousy bastard who wants to turn you over to Mongo to be shot?
- Prof. Xantos: No man has the right to render final judgement on another man. And all mistakes can be corrected.