Terry Jones credited as playing...
Stage Manager • Tobacconist • 2nd Hungarian Man • Squire • Self-defence student #3 • Tenant #1 • Flasher • Mouse Organist Ken Ewing • Fat Soldier • Waiter • Nude Organist • Brian • Nigel Incubator Jones
- Hungarian man: [consulting phrase book] I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
- Tobacconist: What?
- Hungarian man: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
- Tobacconist: No, no, this is a tobacconist.
- Hungarian man: Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist, *it* is scratched!
- Tobacconist: No, no, tobacco... cigarettes.
- Hungarian man: Cigarettes? Ya ya.
- [consulting phrase book]
- Hungarian man: Ah... my hovercraft is full of eels.
- Tobacconist: What?
- Hungarian man: My hovercraft is full of eels.
- Tobacconist: Matches?
- Hungarian man: Ya ya! Do you want... do you want... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
- Tobacconist: That will be six shillings, please.
- Hungarian man: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected.