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Gianni Arrosio
- Roberto Tobias: Well, it's a bit risky, and, and I don't...
- Gianni Arrosio: Ah, yeah. And you're thinking this fairy will jump on a chair and scream bloody murder if he sees a mouse, right?
- Roberto Tobias: Yes, that's what I thought.
- Gianni Arrosio: Oh, you heterosexuals! I don't suppose you've ever had a homosexual experience?
- Roberto Tobias: Let's just forget it, man.
- [Arrosio is stuffing his face with food at a local bar]
- Gianni Arrosio: Mmm. That was good. Who's paying? You? Well...
- Roberto Tobias: [to the cashier] What did he have?
- Cashier: A steak, three ham sandwiches, two hard-boiled eggs, and one bottle of beer.
- Roberto Tobias: [as he pays the cashier] I guess he wasn't that hungry.
- Gianni Arrosio: You know, this case is a real challenge. Fortunately, the odds are in our favor.
- Roberto Tobias: The odds?
- Gianni Arrosio: Exactly. You see before you a fully-fledged, highly-qualified private investigator with an extensive knowledge of modern science at his very fingertips. And, in spite of this, in three years of honest practice, I haven't solved a single case.
- Roberto Tobias: Not even one...?
- Gianni Arrosio: Not even one.