David Roya credited as playing...
Bernard
- Bernard: Howdy! My name is Bernard Posner.
- Cindy: Oh, really?
- Bernard: Really.
- Cindy: Is that supposed to mean something?
- Bernard: Around these parts, you hear the name Posner quite a bit.
- Cindy: That's very interesting. You know, you hear my name quite a bit, and not just around here either.
- Bernard: No foolin'? What's your name?
- Cindy: Up.
- Bernard: Up? Huh-huh, that's an odd name. What's your last name?
- Cindy: Yours. Up yours!
- Bernard: Hey hold a minute! Hold a minute! Come on, you guys! There's no need for all this violence! I mean, it's a simple problem, really! Harry, look, I know you worked hard to own your own store, and you feel you should have a right to serve whoever you want to. Right?
- Harry: Right.
- Bernard: OK! Well if little Miss Up Yours here feels that - if she wants you to serve her nonwhite friends, well you damned well better serve her nonwhite friends. That doesn't sound like an *insurmountable* problem. Hey hey Dinosaur, bring me some of that flour over there. The simple solution is simply to make Miss Up Yours' nonwhite friends: white!
- [pours flour on the head of one the Indian girls]
- Bernard: Tell me, Dinosaur: Why is it when a guy hates his old man as much as I do, he'll still keep tryin' to do that one thing he'll be proud of?