Ian Lavender credited as playing...
Pte. Pike
- Cpt. George Mainwaring: What's that supposed to be?
- Pvt. Frank Pike: Well, you said if we hadn't got anything else, we were to tie a carving knife to a broomhandle.
- Cpt. George Mainwaring: I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle, you stupid boy!
- Pvt. Frank Pike: Well, you should have said!
- Mavis Pike: Frank, where have you been, you know your tea's been in the oven for over an hour. You're to come home at once.
- Pvt. Frank Pike: I can't come home now mum, we're learning how to be soldiers.
- Mavis Pike: Well you'll just have to learn how to be soldiers some other time.