Jill St. John credited as playing...
Tiffany Case
- [a knock on the door; Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd, posing as host and a steward, brings into the couple's suite a romantic dinner]
- James Bond: [puzzled] There must be some mistake. I didn't order any...
- Mr. Wint: No mistake, sir. On specific instructions and with the complements of Mr. Willard Whyte: Oysters Andaluz, Shashlik, Tidbits, Prime rib au jus, Salade Utopia...
- [Mr. Kidd sets the timer for the bomb in the fake La Bombe Surprise]
- Mr. Wint: ...and for dessert, the pièce de résistance...
- [Mr. Kidd shows the fake dessert]
- Mr. Wint: La Bombe Surprise.
- Tiffany Case: Mmm! That's looks fantastic. What's in it?
- Mr. Wint: Ah, but then there would be no surprise, Madame.
- James Bond: Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
- Tiffany Case: Could be.
- James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
- Tiffany Case: Which do you prefer?
- James Bond: Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match.
- Tiffany Case: We'll talk about that later.
- [Tiffany Case opens the door almost nude]
- James Bond: That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve.
- Tiffany Case: I don't dress for the hired help. Let's see your passport, Franks.
- [Bond gives her his passport. She looks it over]
- Tiffany Case: Occupation: Transport Consultant? It's a little cute isn't it? I'll finish dressing.
- James Bond: Oh, please don't, not on my account.
- Tiffany Case: [while Q is playing the slot machines, winning big every time] Hi there, Mr. Q. Are you having any luck?
- Q: I'm being somewhat successful, thank you.
- [as Bond, still incognito as Peter Franks, removes his underwear to seduce Tiffany]
- Tiffany Case: Why, Peter, there's much more to you than I imagined!
- James Bond: Tiffany Case? Definitely distinctive.
- Tiffany Case: I was born there, on the first floor, while my mother was looking for a wedding ring.
- James Bond: Well, I'm glad for your sake it wasn't Van Cleef & Arpels.
- Tiffany Case: [reading Bond's ID card planted on the deceased Franks] My God! You just killed James Bond!
- James Bond: Is that who it was? Well, just goes to show, no one's indestructible.
- [Plenty O'Toole is found face down in a swimming pool]
- Tiffany Case: She's...
- James Bond: Dead. Supposed to be you. The next link in the "pipeline".
- Tiffany Case: What are you talking about?
- James Bond: Poor Plenty must have stumbled in here looking for you.
- Tiffany Case: I don't believe you!
- James Bond: A dentist is dead in South Africa. That little old lady in Amsterdam. Shady got his last night. They've missed me once. And you're next. Now, who's your connection?
- Tiffany Case: You sound like a cop to me...
- [Slaps her]
- James Bond: Who's your connection?
- Tiffany Case: All I know, his voice is on a phone. They got me this place and told me to wait for further instructions.
- James Bond: You'll find that rather difficult to hear underwater.
- [last lines]
- Tiffany Case: Oh, James.
- James Bond: Oh, yes. What were you about to ask me?
- Tiffany Case: James, how the hell do we get those diamonds down again?
- Blofeld: [to Bond] As La Rochefoucauld observed, "humility is the worst form of conceit." I do hold the winning hand. Why don't you let me take you on a little tour of our facilities. Your chance to see the real tape once again.
- Tiffany Case: Can I tag along, Ernst?
- Blofeld: I'd put something on over that bikini, first, my dear. I've come too far to have the aim of my crew affected by the sight of a pretty body.
- Tiffany Case: Listen, you can drop me off at the next corner. This whole thing is getting a little out of hand. No regrets, but when you start stealing moon machines from Willard Whyte, GOOD bye and GOOD Luck!
- James Bond: Just relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything.
- Tiffany Case: Is he married?
- [after being pulled over by the sherriff]
- Tiffany Case: [sarcastically] Relax, you've got a friend named Felix who can fix anything.
- James Bond: Unfortunately, so can Willard Whyte.
- Tiffany Case: Darling, why are we suddenly staying in the Bridal Suite at the Whyte House?
- James Bond: In order to form a more perfect union, sweetheart.
- Felix Leiter: Miss Tiffany Case *Jones* has a lifetime reservation at another hotel - the kind the government - runs.
- Tiffany Case: I cooperating, Mr. Leiter, really I am.
- James Bond: Oh, I can vouch for that!
- Tiffany Case: [Felix Leiter of the CIA has just put them under lock and key in a luxurious hotel suite] Well, that's a switch.
- James Bond: What's that?
- Tiffany Case: The wolf being guarded by the three little pigs.
- Tiffany Case: [Bond, posing as Peter Franks, calling on an intercom] Yes?
- James Bond: Franks, Peter Franks.
- Tiffany Case: Come up, third floor.
- Tiffany Case: Sorry about your fulsome friend. I bet you really missed something.
- James Bond: Well, the evening may not be a total loss, after all.
- Tiffany Case: Why don't we talk a bit first.
- James Bond: Well, what would like to talk about?
- Tiffany Case: You pick a subject.
- James Bond: Diamonds.
- James Bond: Nice place you have here. Take something off. Enjoy the sun.
- Tiffany Case: You've got a lot of guts showing up here! After letting me freeze my behind off at a blackjack table for two hours waiting for some nonexistent diamonds! And what the hell is my black wig doing in the pool?
- [underwater shot of a dead Plenty O'Toole]
- Tiffany Case: [sober] She's...
- James Bond: Dead. Supposed to be you. The next link in the pipeline.