Barnard Hughes credited as playing...
Dr. Proctor
- Dr. Proctor: I've never operated without having a cigarette first.
- Man on operating table: For God's sakes, let him smoke!
- Dr. Proctor: Reverend, help - I've been shot through the heart...
- Rev. Clayton Brooks: But you're clutching your side...
- Dr. Proctor: I know where I've been shot, dammit, I'm a doctor! Oooooh!
- Rev. Clayton Brooks: Dr. Procter, tell me: is there anything I can do?
- Dr. Proctor: Yeah, light me...
- Homer Watson: I'd stick with first thing's first, like the safety and protection of our citizens.
- Dr. Proctor: Yes, yes! He's speaking of the new $4 million dollar hospital...
- Homer Watson: The hell you say! I'm talking about the new $2 million dollar police station!
- Dr. Proctor: No - no, no! There's got to be a new $4 million dollar hospital, after what I've been through! And I want it named after me, too! The Dr. Proctor Hoctor! The Hoctor General Proctor... The Hospitocktor of Dr. Proctor... Prosti... Dr. Proster Hoster... The Hoster...
- Cissy: Oh, why doesn't he pull himself together?