Woodrow Parfrey credited as playing...
Ike Godsey
- Charlie Sneed: Ike, you got any Christmas cheer in this place?
- Ike Godsey: I got a little of Miss Emily and Miss Mamie's recipe for snakebite.
- Charlie Sneed: [Pretends a snake bit him] Hot doggies! I believe he got me just now. Looky there.
- Ike Godsey: I can let you have a little credit.
- Olivia Walton: Don't put temptation in my way, Ike. You know John and I never bought anything on credit in our lives.
- Ike Godsey: Just thought I would make the offer.
- Olivia Walton: And I appreciate it.
- Ike Godsey: Sheriff, why don't you wait until after Christmas to lock Charlie up? He's a man of his word, he won't run out on you.
- Sheriff Bridges: You double dog right he won't. He's going to jail.
- Charlie Sneed: Christmas ain't no time to be locking a man up in that old, drafty jail of yours. I could die of pneumonia before morning. You want that on your conscience that I died of pneumonia on Christmas?
- Sheriff Bridges: You should've given that some thought while you was stealing them turkeys and hams.
- Charlie Sneed: Ike, the keys to my car are in my pocket right over here. Now, you take them and drive that boy all over town.
- Ike Godsey: Oh, Charlie you know I can't do that until the law finishes his pool game.