Jeff Bridges credited as playing...
Duane Jackson
- Jacy Farrow: [Duane is having trouble "performing" with Jacy in a motel room] Just go on and do it! Oh! What's the matter with you?
- Duane Jackson: I don't know, I don't know... something's happened.
- Jacy Farrow: Well, get off me a minute, for goodness sakes, you might fall down and mash me.
- [He does]
- Duane Jackson: Well, I don't know what happened.
- Jacy Farrow: [furious] It was Mexico! No tellin' *what* you got down there... I just hate you! I don't know why I ever went with you!
- Duane Jackson: I don't know what happened.
- Jacy Farrow: [exasperated] Well, put your clothes on, you think I wanna sit around here lookin' at you naked? I might've known you couldn't do it. Now I'll never get to not be a virgin. What'll we tell everybody? The whole class knows! I just want to cry! You're about the meanest boy I ever saw! My mama was dead right about you.
- Duane Jackson: Well, I don't know what happened.
- Jacy Farrow: Don't go out there! We haven't had time to do it. They'd know! I don't want one soul to know. You'd better not tell one soul!
- [picks up her clothes]
- Jacy Farrow: You just pretend it was *wonderful*!
- Duane Jackson: Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what happened.
- Jacy Farrow: Oh! If you say that one more time, I'll *bite* you!
- [Telephone Conversation]
- Duane Jackson: Hi Jacy, it's Duane.
- Jacy Farrow: What's on your feeble mind Duane?
- Sonny Crawford: She's not your girl anymore.
- Duane Jackson: She is my girl! I don't care if we did break up.
- Sonny Crawford, Duane Jackson, Jacy Farrow: [singing] Whether in defeat or victory, We will always be true, Anarene High School we love you, And we'll fight for you!
- Teacher: Well, I wonder what are my chances this morning of interesting you kids in John Keats?
- Duane Jackson: None at all.
- Sam the Lion: Need any money?
- Duane Jackson: No, we got plenty.
- Sam the Lion: Well, you'd better take some for some insurance. Take money below that border, it sort of melts sometimes.
- Duane Jackson: Sorry you're closing the show.
- Miss Mosey: Nobody wants to come to shows no more. Kid baseball in the summer, television all the time.