Clint Eastwood credited as playing...
- Dave: Al, you ever find yourself being completely smothered by somebody?
- Al Monte: Anybody I know?
- Dave: Yeah, you met her at my house the other day.
- Al Monte: Ooooo - chicken delight! Well that's what I call some pretty good smotherin' cousin.
- Al Monte: Well you know what they always say my man, "He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword".
- Dave: Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, huh.
- Evelyn: I should've known you'd never do anything to spoil it.
- Dave: To spoil what?
- Evelyn: What we have between us.
- Dave: We don't have a goddam thing between us.
- Evelyn: Something wrong?
- Dave: No, I keep getting the feeling I know you from somewhere.
- Al Monte: Never let it be said that sweet Al Monte can't take a hint.
- Dave: Who's hinting?
- Evelyn: Why didn't you take my call?
- Dave: Where does it say that I gotta drop what I'm doing and answer the phone every time it rings?
- Evelyn: Do you know your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad? It's kinda cute.
- Man: [as a passerby witnessing an antagonistic encounter between Evelyn and Dave] Having some trouble, lady?
- Dave: Get lost!
- Evelyn: Yeah, get lost, assholes!
- Dave: There's a little spot in the middle of each day about your size.
- Tobie Williams: Well there's lots of girls about my size if you're really looking.
- Dave: I'm not, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
- Tobie Williams: You mean you've given up girls?
- Dave: Well I haven't exactly been the monk of the month or anything like that but I have been making an effort.
- Evelyn: It was funny, I was calling you from that phone booth over there and he was telling me you'd left and I was staring at your car - isn't that funny.
- Dave: Kind of funny.
- Dave: You haven't got the faintest idea of what love is, we don't even know each other.
- Dave: I'm just trying to tell you something. I'm trying to tell you there's a telephone. I pick it up and I dial it.
- Dave: Jay Jay, why don't you go cruise some sailors, huh?
- Jay Jay: [with a look a nausea] Oh please, don't mention seafood.
- Evelyn: Don't you like me?
- Dave: You're a nice girl.
- Evelyn: But who needs nice girls?
- Dave: I'm kind of hung up on one.
- Evelyn: And you don't want to complicate your life.
- Dave: That's exactly right.
- Evelyn: Well neither do I, but that's no reason we shouldn't sleep together tonight if we feel like it.
- Dave: Care for a beer?
- Al Monte: Not really, I'd go for something more uplifting but not a brew, David, not a brew my man.
- Dave: You told me you didn't know where she was.
- Jay Jay: So I lied - picket me.
- Dave: Hello?
- Sgt. McCallum: Garver!
- Dave: Yeah.
- Sgt. McCallum: Sgt McCallum. Sorry to wake you but something has come up.
- Dave: Yeah I know, she just paid me a visit with a butcher knife.
- Sgt. McCallum: Why? Because she was released on parole pending further legal action.
- Dave: When?
- Sgt. McCallum: A week ago.
- Dave: Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
- Sgt. McCallum: I just found out about it myself.
- Dave: Who's in charge down there anyway?
- Sgt. McCallum: Now look you wanna help find her or would you rather just sit there and belly-ache?
- Dave: All right.
- Sgt. McCallum: Now exactly what did she say to you?
- Dave: I told you, she said that she was well and that she was going to Hawaii.
- Sgt. McCallum: Uh what else?
- Dave: I already told you.
- Sgt. McCallum: Well tell me again.
- Dave: You know Sergeant, you really make lousy conversation!
- Sgt. McCallum: You make lousy coffee!
- Al Monte: All right, I think I will go out and hit the streets but before doing that I will blow me a little number.
- Dave: Take it in the other room, will ya - get zonked just breathing the air in here.
- Dave: That's right, you assumed wrong.
- Dave: Well you shouldn't lend your sweaters to blabbermouths.
