Jessica Walter credited as playing...
- Evelyn: I should've known you'd never do anything to spoil it.
- Dave: To spoil what?
- Evelyn: What we have between us.
- Dave: We don't have a goddam thing between us.
- Evelyn: Something wrong?
- Dave: No, I keep getting the feeling I know you from somewhere.
- Evelyn: Why didn't you take my call?
- Dave: Where does it say that I gotta drop what I'm doing and answer the phone every time it rings?
- Evelyn: Do you know your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad? It's kinda cute.
- Man: [as a passerby witnessing an antagonistic encounter between Evelyn and Dave] Having some trouble, lady?
- Dave: Get lost!
- Evelyn: Yeah, get lost, assholes!
- Evelyn: It was funny, I was calling you from that phone booth over there and he was telling me you'd left and I was staring at your car - isn't that funny.
- Dave: Kind of funny.
- Evelyn: I did it because *I love you*!
- Evelyn: Don't you like me?
- Dave: You're a nice girl.
- Evelyn: But who needs nice girls?
- Dave: I'm kind of hung up on one.
- Evelyn: And you don't want to complicate your life.
- Dave: That's exactly right.
- Evelyn: Well neither do I, but that's no reason we shouldn't sleep together tonight if we feel like it.
- Evelyn: The whole point of having an answering service is to call them once in a while and see if you've got any messages.
- Evelyn: Careful! I might put your eye out.
- Evelyn: [menacing Tobie with a pair of hair-scissors] I hope Dave likes what he sees when he gets here. Because that's what he's taking to Hell with him!
