John Alderton credited as playing...
Bernard Hedges
- Bernard Hedges: I just don't understand you, Price. I look upon the first day of term as one of the peaks of my career.
- Mr. Price: And you've got your graph upside down!
- [Bernard and Penny are dancing at the party]
- Bernard Hedges: I still can't understand why Mr Dunstable changed his mind so quickly!
- Penny Wheeler: Well, a little bird told me Potter found out he couldn't write.
- Bernard Hedges: It's almost as if he had an actual aversion to writing!
- [Bernard stops dancing as he realises what Penny has just said]
- Bernard Hedges: Ah!
- [Bernard has barged into the meeting about the school camp]
- Doris Ewell: The party will consist of thirty-five children.
- Bernard Hedges: Didn't you leave out the word *privileged*, Miss Ewell?
- Norman Potter: Aye aye, would you burst into the United Nations like that?