Tony Roberts credited as playing...
Andy Hobart
- Andy Hobart: Will you shake on it?
- Amy Cooper: I'll nod on it. I'm not on shaking terms with you, alright?
- Norman Cornell: Say her name.
- Andy Hobart: Amy.
- Norman Cornell: Say the last part.
- Andy Hobart: Cooper.
- Norman Cornell: Now the whole thing.
- Andy Hobart: Amy Cooper.
- Norman Cornell: Say it a lot.
- Andy Hobart: Amy Cooper, Amy Cooper, Amy -
- Norman Cornell: Get outta here, you're boring me!
- Norman Cornell: It was physical attraction and how long does that last?
- Andy Hobart: Forty, forty-five minutes the most.
- Andy Hobart: What did you do?
- Norman Cornell: I bit her ear lobe. It was dangling right in front of me, what did you want me to do? Ignore it?
- Amy Cooper: I have been smiling at that idiot for three days. You see that? I've been doing that since tuesday!
- Andy Hobart: Well cut it out, you look like a demented ventriloquist.
- Andy Hobart: You see this?
- Amy Cooper: I see it.
- Andy Hobart: Knowing your miniscule frame of reference, let me tell you that it is not a dead chicken on a stick. It's a feather duster. By that I do not mean that you dust feathers with it. You hold it at this end you flick it against the furniture, thus dusting it. Think you can do that?
- Norman Cornell: I'm going to paint on the stairs, one letter on each step, so when she goes upstairs, it will read, 'I love you Amy Cooper'.
- Andy Hobart: But she's already upstairs. When she comes down, it will read, 'Repooc-yma-ouevoli'.
- Andy Hobart: Oh, Amy! Amy! Amy!
- Amy Cooper: And don't call me 'Amy! Amy! Amy!'. I may be attracted to you, but I still don't like you.