Jack Warden credited as playing...
Dr. Solomon F. Moses
- Dr. Solomon F. Moses: Don't argue with me what's crazy. I know crazy. And you're crazy. I got now hanging around with me eight fellas who think they're reindeers. So I got no time for you fruitcake. Busy busy busy. Everyplace is craziness. So quick, what do you want for Christmas Charley?
- Georgie Soloway: I'd like a new life and a day without fear.
- Dr. Solomon F. Moses: Oh that's a shame. I got you a choo-choo train.
- Georgie Soloway: There's a fella who wants to kill me, doc. A fellow. I don't know who it is. I mean, you're not paranoid if everybody really does hate you, right? Now, we've established that I'm ready to be loved. I mean, it's years getting me ready for that number. And I'm really ready to love myself and commit myself to another human being now. And I'm really ready to love and commit myself to another human being now because I've learned to love myself and forgive myself for how rotten I am. That is where we're at, that is the scene, right?
- Dr. Solomon F. Moses: Well, that's not exactly...
- Georgie Soloway: I mean, it cost me $52,560, not counting cab fares, and a lot of years so you could sell me back to myself. And now I'm supposed to be straight on this love thing. And now an outside force, a big gun from out of town, a person, is screwing it up. You got that? Some rat calling himself Harry Kellerman is calling up every chick I see and telling lies about me, giving me the bad-mouth all over town. Sol, please, talk to me. I mean, who would hate me so much?