Whitman Mayo credited as playing...
Grady Wilson
- Grady Wilson: She can't stay here, because there isn't any room.
- Aunt Esther: That's what they told the baby Jesus but they found him a place.
- Grady Wilson: Okay, I'll build you a little manger out in the back yard and get you some sheep to sleep with.
- Fred Sanford: [Officer Hopkins helps Grady inside] What's the matter, Grady?
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: It's really nothing much to be concerned about, Mr. Sanford. He's merely experiencing a mild gastrointestinal imbalance precipitated by acute anti-gravitational pull in the lower abdominal cavity.
- Grady Wilson: I gotta throw up!
- Grady Wilson: Fred told me to keep you out of this garden.
- Aunt Esther: Oh he did huh?
- Grady Wilson: Yea, Fred said just because he planted a garden of Eden, there was no reason to let the serpent in.
- Grady: I ain't givin you nothing you stubborn bull headed old buzzard.
- Fred Sanford: Who you calling old?
- Grady Wilson: Don't you go in my room by mistake, cause if I pull back them covers and see you I might have a stroke and die.
- Lamont Sanford: Hi Grady!
- Grady: Outta my way Lamont.
- [to Fred]
- Grady: You expect me to beleive a cock and bull story like that?
- Lamont Sanford: The first signs of marijuana use are the hungries, or munchies.
- Grady Wilson: Weren't they in The Wizard of Oz?
- Lamont Sanford: That's Munchkins.
- Grady: [Repeated lines between the two] Oh nope. Nope! Nope! Nope!
- Lamont Sanford: What do you mean "Nope Nope Nope"?
- Fred Sanford: [after Jones and Hoppy have left with the TV set] I hope you're happy, Grady. I'm out of $50 bucks.
- Grady: [shouts] You should not have sold my set!
- Fred Sanford: You're wrong, Grady. That was *my* set.