Howard Platt credited as playing...
Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins
- Fred Sanford: [Officer Hopkins helps Grady inside] What's the matter, Grady?
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: It's really nothing much to be concerned about, Mr. Sanford. He's merely experiencing a mild gastrointestinal imbalance precipitated by acute anti-gravitational pull in the lower abdominal cavity.
- Grady Wilson: I gotta throw up!
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: We better get down to the Nifty Grifty.
- Lamont Sanford: Nitty Gritty!
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Nitty Gritty.
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: [Hoppy and Jones are taking the TV set that was Grady's to the TV repair man that was robbed] We gotta crack.
- Officer Jones: Split!
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Split.